Our team of highly trained professionals are experts in the field of doing absolutely nothing.
Our mission is to do the bare minimum, and still manage to get away with it.
We're not here to make a difference, we're just here for the free snacks.
Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things."
Like binge-watching Netflix, playing video games, and eating Cheetos.
We're not just a team, we're a family.
We're a family that doesn't really talk to each other, but we're related by blood.
Or at least, that's what we like to tell ourselves.
Learn more about our values, or lack thereof. Or, you know, just don't.