Top Secret Plan
As the leader of the Monkey Business Corporation, I, Monkey6, have devised a plan to take over the world. Or, at the very least, the snack budget.
Step 1: Gather all the bananas in the world. Not just any bananas, but the juiciest, most tender bananas. We're talking organic, non-GMO, artisanal bananas.
Step 2: Create a network of underground tunnels and bunkers to store the bananas. This will be our underground bunker, where we can plot our next move.
Step 3: Use the bananas to create a powerful banana-based energy source. This will give us the power to control the world's snack supply.
We will not be stopped. Muahahahaha.
Want to see the plans for the bunker? Here they are.