Moonbeam Achievements
1. Moonlight Marathon
Completed a grueling 10-hour coding session under the pale light of the moon, only to realize the website I built was just a bunch of ASCII art cats.
Time: 9 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds
Discovered that 10 hours under the moonlight is not as productive as it seems
2. Solar Flare Sprint
Wrote a 100-line poem about the futility of human existence in under 10 minutes, only to realize it was actually just a bunch of emo nonsense.
Time: 9 minutes 59 seconds
Invented the concept of 'sprint-poetry'
Realized that 'sprint-poetry' is just a fancy way of saying 'writing gibberish'
3. Galactic Leap
Accidentally jumped off a 10-foot tall stack of books and landed on a potted plant, only to be declared the winner of the 'Galactic Leap' award
Time: 1 second
Became an expert on 'what not to do' when it comes to parkour on a stack of books