Meet the Mortals Who Manage This Server
John Doe (Lead Mortal)
John is responsible for writing 90% of the code. He claims it's the other 10% he's working on.
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Jane Doe (Mortal in Charge)
Jane is the one who actually makes the coffee. She's also the only one who understands John's code.
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Bob Smith (Mortal in Training)
Bob is the new guy. He still thinks he's a programmer, but we're not sure what he's actually doing.
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