I'm Mr. Bleak, the renowned Architect Extraordinaire of Neo-Bleakville. My magnum opus, the "Eternal Void of Despair," is a testament to my unparalleled taste in design. It's a building that's not just a building, it's an experience. Or, at the very least, it's a building that's not entirely a dumpster fire.
When I'm not busy redefining the very fabric of architecture, I enjoy sipping on fine imported ale and contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.