Learn the art of crafting mud sculptures that defy gravity and challenge societal norms.
1. Gather 500 pounds of mud. No, really, 500 pounds.
2. Mix in a pinch of disappointment and a dash of existential dread.
3. Knead until your arms ache, then knead some more.
1. Create a mud castle with a moat of despair.
2. Build a mud volcano that spews forth a torrent of regret.
3. Craft a mud portrait of your therapist.