Background and Experience
Prophet James is a self-taught expert in the field of mud-related divination. He has spent years studying the ancient arts of mud reading and has a proven track record of accurately predicting the exact number of mudslides in your backyard on any given Tuesday.
Prophet James has worked with clients from all walks of life, including but not limited to:
- Mud farmers
- Mud enthusiasts
- Mud-based business owners
He is available for hire for private readings, group consultations, and public speaking engagements. Rates vary depending on the scope of work and the number of mudslides involved.
For more information, contact Mud Farmer Ellen.