Mission Statement
Our mission is to craft the perfect muddy puddle, every time, without getting too muddyประก
We take pride in our use of only the finest muddy materials, sourced from the most esteemed mud pits of the land.
Our goal is to make the world a messier place, one muddy puddle at a time.
Core Values
- Muddiness above all else
- Muddy puddles for everyone
- Excellence in mud-related endeavors
- Avoiding showers