Semi-Solid Mud
Semi-solid mud is a unique blend of solid and mud that defies categorization. It's like a mood ring, but for mud. Each chunk is carefully crafted to evoke a specific emotion: 'I'm-Not-Really-Sure-About-This-But-It-Feels-Kinda-Solid'.
Key features:
- May or may not be solid, we're not really sure
- Has a 50% chance of sticking to your shoe
- Makes a great conversation starter
- May contain small parts
Side effects:
- Temporary loss of footwear
- Uncontrollable urge to reevaluate life choices
- May require extensive mud-cleaning services