Mud Catalog: Slimey

Slimey: The Original Snot

Welcome to our catalog of Slimey, the world's premier brand of sentient, slightly-alive mud.

Slimey: it's like a hug for your skin, but with less warmth and more squelching noises.

Slimey comes in a variety of flavors, including:

Visit our Slimey store to learn more about this amazing product!

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