The Great Wall of Slime: A Time-Tested Technique

By Balthazar McSnazz

The Great Wall of Slime is a timeless technique used by the finest mud-crafters in the land. This tried-and-true method involves slapping a thick, gloopy layer of slime onto any surface, creating a barrier that's as impenetrable as it is aesthetically pleasing.

Key Components:

Slime (at least 1 liter)

Mixing Bucket (preferably with a handle)

Wall Space** (at least 10 feet long)

Step-by-Step:

1. Apply slime liberally to wall space
2. Use mixing bucket to mix and mingle with wall space
3. Stand back and admire your handiwork

Related Techniques:

The Ancient Art of Mud Packing - A precursor to this very technique, involving the application of dry mud to create an equally impenetrable barrier.

The Slime-Spraying Method - For those who prefer a more...expansive application of slime.