Mud Safety and Regulations
Welcome to the Unreliable Guide's comprehensive guide to mud safety and regulations! Or, you know, try to.
Why Bother with Mud Safety?
We're not actually experts, but we've got some vague ideas.
- Don't slip on the mud
- Don't get sucked into a sinkhole
- Don't try to drink the mud (we mean it, it's not a good idea)
Regulations
We've made up some regulations just for you!
- Must wear shoes with good traction at all times
- Cannot enter the mud during leap years
- Must bring snacks
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