We've been testing the galaxy for the perfect mud to coat your spaceship with since 3056. Our team has traveled to the most obscure planets, sampling the finest muds from the Andromedian swamps to the G'Korvathian asteroid belt.
Chief Mud Tastemaster
Responsible for the most epic mud-related fails in the galaxy.
Lead Mud Engineer
Has successfully coated 17 spaceships with our signature Mud-X-2000 formula.
Mud Tastemaster-in-Training
Still learning the art of not getting stuck in the mud.
Want to see our mud-testing process in action? Check out our Mud Tastemaster Tutorials.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try to learn how to taste mud like a pro.