The Mud Wizards are a team of highly skilled, moderately coordinated individuals who specialize in all things mud. They have been known to create complex mud sculptures, brew potent mud-based cocktails, and even host the occasional mud-wrestling tournament.
- John: Chief Mud Wizard, Expert Mud Sculptor, and Self-Proclaimed King of the Muddiest of Muddlers.
- Jane: Lead Mud Wizardess, Master of the Ancient Art of Mud-Based Mixology, and holder of the Golden Spoon award for most creative use of mud in a dessert.
- Igor: Rogue Mud Wizard, Expert in the Dark Art of Mud-Based Sabotage, and self-proclaimed Lord of the Muddiest of Muddes.