Muddy Mary is our team's resident expert on all things muddy. When she's not covered in mud, she's usually covered in cat hair or last night's pizza sauce. She's a 5-time winner of the "Who Can Eat the Most Pizza in One Sitting" award, and holds the record for most consecutive hours spent in a single mud pit.
Muddy Mary is available for speaking engagements, mud-themed parties, and the occasional mud-wrestling match. Her motto is: "A clean team is a happy team, unless you're a cat, in which case it's more like: 'A clean cat is a boring cat'."
Check out her impressive mud-based portfolio at /about/team/muddy-mary/portfolio.
Want to see Muddy Mary's impressive collection of mud-covered art? Visit /about/team/muddy-mary/mud-gallery.