Here are some of Muddy McSquibble's favorite projects:
Because he's spent 17 years playing bizarre life experiments in his parents' basement.
Some people say it's because he ate too many eggs for breakfast.
But we just think it's because he's a taste connoisseur.
This project documents Muddy's attempts to break the laws of reality and physics.
Currently: Phase 7: The Great Sock Rebellion
It's not just the eggs.
This project is a collection of Muddy's favorite theories on the subject.