THE MUDFACE NEWSLETTER

Volume 1, Issue 42,432 (or so we claim)

Welcome to the most prestigious publication on the block! We're a team of highly skilled, marginally employed writers and editors, dedicated to bringing you the most scintillating, pulse-pounding, and utterly inconsequential news from the world of MUDFACE.

Today's top story:

"Mudface on the Brink of Madness"

We have reports of a local mud pit near the old abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main. Eyewitnesses claim it's "really deep" and "has a lot of mud." We'll keep you updated as more information comes in.

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