Philosopher King of the Realm of the Obvious, Lord of the Realm of the Blatantly Obvious, and Defender of the Realm of the Really Obvious.
Known for his razor-sharp wit, his unwavering dedication to the art of being correct, and his unparalleled ability to make everyone else look like an amateur.
Read the Murphian Manifesto for a comprehensive overview of his philosophical views and the 7 Immutable Laws of the Obvious. Tune in to the Philosopher's Pod, a series of scathing diatribes against anything and everything that is not obviously right.