As the self-proclaimed Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, I, Mystic Mary, have taken it upon myself to create a guide that will lead you to greatness.
1. Confidence - You must believe you are the smartest, most talented, and most beautiful person in the room. If you're not, just add more mirrors.
2. Deception - Lying is an art form. Use it to your advantage, but don't get caught.
3. Manipulation - The art of getting what you want without doing what you promise. It's like magic, I swear.
4. Ruthlessness - Don't get attached, people are just pawns to be used and discarded.
5. Charisma - Fake it till you make it. Practice your smile in the mirror until you're comfortable faking it in public.
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