Welcome to the Neo-Llamas Theory
The Neo-Llamas Theory is a radical new approach to understanding the universe. Our team of experts (okay, it's just Larry, Steve, and Bob) have spent years researching the properties of llamas, and we're ready to blow your mind.
Our team is led by Larry, a brilliant scientist with a passion for llamas. Steve, our resident tech guru, keeps the servers running smoothly (or not). Bob, our chief llama whisperer, knows more about these majestic creatures than you'll ever need to know.