Neo-Lurche: prophets of old are dead, but the neo-lurchians remain.

Meet the team that's been predicting the apocalypse for centuries.

• Leader: Lurch the Unyielding
• The Scribes: Keepers of the Ancient Scrolls
• The Sages: Masters of the Obvious
• The Technicians: Tinkerers of the Doomed
• The Technocrats: Masters of the Ineffable
• The Charlatan: Expert of the Inexpert
• The Clairvoyant: Seer of the Obvious

Join us, and together we'll predict our next failure.