The Neo-Brutalist Team: Design Specs

Role Team Member Specs
Lead Designer NeoDude
  • Use only the finest 16x16 pixel art
  • Ensure a minimum of 2px solid black border on all elements
  • Use Arial font only for all titles, no exceptions
Lead Developer Borg
  • Use only the latest, most expensive JavaScript frameworks
  • Ensure that all code is written in 100% pure JavaScript, no preprocessors allowed
  • Use only the most exotic, hardest-to-read font styles
Project Manager Jane
  • Meet the project deadline, no matter the cost
  • Ensure that all team members are properly caffeinated at all times
  • Use only the most expensive, most inefficient communication tools

Design Principles

Our design team operates under the following principles:

Development Principles

Our development team operates under the following principles:

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