The Neo-Brutalist Team: Design Specs
| Role |
Team Member |
Specs |
| Lead Designer |
NeoDude |
- Use only the finest 16x16 pixel art
- Ensure a minimum of 2px solid black border on all elements
- Use Arial font only for all titles, no exceptions
|
| Lead Developer |
Borg |
- Use only the latest, most expensive JavaScript frameworks
- Ensure that all code is written in 100% pure JavaScript, no preprocessors allowed
- Use only the most exotic, hardest-to-read font styles
|
| Project Manager |
Jane |
- Meet the project deadline, no matter the cost
- Ensure that all team members are properly caffeinated at all times
- Use only the most expensive, most inefficient communication tools
|
Design Principles
Our design team operates under the following principles:
- Use the 3-4-5 color scheme at all times
- Always use a minimum of 2px solid black borders on all elements
- Misuse all standard design best practices
Development Principles
Our development team operates under the following principles:
- Use only the latest, most expensive JavaScript frameworks
- Write all code in 100% pure JavaScript, no preprocessors allowed
- Use only the most exotic, hardest-to-read font styles
Hyperlinks:
You can find more information on our team members' favorite coffee machines here.
You can find more information on our team's favorite coding tools here.
You can find more information on our team's favorite project management software here.