Meet the Disintegration Experts

We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who specialize in the art of disintegration. Our team members are experts in:

• Senior Disintegration Specialist
• Lead Disintegrator
• Disintegration Innovation Officer
• Assistant Disintegrator
• Intergalactic Disintegration Consultant

We're not just experts in disintegration; we're also experts in:

• Disintegration Techniques
• Disintegration Theory
• Contingency Disintegration Protocols