Nova Sparkles' Glittering Achievements

Nova Sparkles is a certified genius, and her awards page is the proof!

Certified Coffee Connoisseur

Awarded for drinking 100 cups of coffee in one sitting

Learn more about Nova's caffeine-fueled exploits

Master of the Dark Arts

Awarded for writing the most passive-aggressive emails in a single day

See Nova's collection of passive-aggressive email templates

Nova Sparkles is still waiting for her participation trophy for simply showing up to work on time.

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