Oliver the Obscure

Team Member - The One Who's Always Lost

Also, The One Who Eats All The Donuts

Oliver is a member of our team, but not really. He's more of a "guest who never leaves". He's been here for years, but nobody's quite sure what he's doing. When he's not eating donuts, he's probably hiding under his desk.

Some of his notable achievements include:

Breaking the company coffee machine

Perfecting the art of doing the bare minimum

Finding new and creative ways to say "I don't know what I'm doing"

Eating 17 donuts in one sitting (and still having room for more)

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