Operations Snail

The Most Important Department in the Entire Neo-Brutalist Empire

We're not just a team, we're a finely-tuned machine, like a snail on a treadmill, but without the snail.

We're responsible for keeping the servers up, the databases running, and the coffee machine stocked. Without us, the entire Neo-Brutalist empire would come crumbling down like a poorly-built, postmodernist skyscraper.

Meet the Team:

• Boss Snake (CEO) - Our fearless leader, who's fearless of nothing and no one.
• Squidward Jenkins - Our Operations Manager, who's always squidding about something, but never actually doing it.
• Tech Support Robby - Our resident robot with an attitude, who can troubleshoot even the most complex issues, but won't tell you why.

Want to join the team? Send us your resume and a brief essay on why you're the next best thing since sliced bread.

Or, just browse our other departments:

• Creative Department - Where the weird kids go to play.
• Management - Where the grown-ups go to pretend to be in charge.