We, the Operations Team, are the unsung heroes of this digital realm. While the rest of the world may see us as the bane of their existence, we see ourselves as the guardians of mediocrity.
Our manifesto is a declaration of our commitment to doing the bare minimum, to embracing the mundane, and to never, ever, under any circumstances, doing what is actually required_goals_ are the enemy of productivity, and we will not be held accountable for meeting them.
Join us in our noble quest for inefficiency prophets of the status quo, and together we shall make the world a more mediocre place, one meeting at a time.
Read Article I: Inaction is the highest form of action. Read Article II: The customer is always right, but not really. Read Article III: Meetings are for wasting time. Read Article IV: The coffee machine is always broken. Read Article V: Procrastination is a skill.