Our Team Members
- Steve, The Guy Who's Always Late
- Bob, The Person Who Forgets His Password
- Alice, The One Who Always Takes Long Lunches
- Read more about Steve
- Read more about Bob, but don't expect him to show up
- Read more about Alice, but only if you're really interested in long lunch breaks
Our Mission Statement
We're a team of highly skilled, moderately competent individuals with a passion for doing the bare minimum.
Our motto? "We'll get it done eventually."
Or, as we like to call it, "The Other Steve Standard."