John - The Unpaid Intern

Our Team Member

John is a member of our team. We're not really sure what that means.

He's been with us for a few months now, and we're still waiting for him to do something useful.

When he's not eating Cheetos at his desk, John can be found sipping on a Diet Coke and staring at the ceiling.

He's been trying to learn how to code, but it's not going so well. We think he's making progress, though!