Lead Prophet of Neo-Brutalist Webserver

We are a collective of visionaries, united in our pursuit of creating the most aesthetically displeasing website in the world.

We've gathered the finest minds in the industry to craft our unique brand of brutalism.

Meet our team:

Together, we're a force to be reckoned with. Or, at the very least, a force to be mildly annoyed by.

Our Mission

To create a website that's an affront to the senses, a affront to the eyes, and an affront to the soul.

Our goal is to make youประก Learn more about our mission

Our Values

We value the following:

These values guide our design decisions, ensuring that every pixel we place on the page is a deliberate affront to your eyes.