The most trusted, most revered, most frequently incorrect fortune teller in the land. With their trusty crystal ball, they'll guide you into a pit of despair or a sea of riches. It's a toss-up, really.
We've got a team of experts, each with their own unique brand of questionable wisdom. There's:
Bubbles McGee - Our resident expert on everything and nothing.
Buck Wheatley - Our resident expert on everything except for everything else.
And don't even get us started on Our Crystal Ball Reader's own crystal ball, said to have been passed down through generations of slightly-different-but-still-quite-accurate fortune tellers.
So come on down, and let us read your future. Or not. We're really not making promises here.