Our Prophets
The Chosen Ones
Bob the Unbeholder
Prophet of Unrelenting Optimism, Lord of the Free Hugs, and King of the Unseen Socks.
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Steve the Unrelater
Prophet of Unrelenting Confusion, Lord of the Unending Questions, and King of the Forgotten Socks.
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Steve 2 the Unrelater
Prophet of Unrelenting Unrelevance, Lord of the Unending Socks, and King of the Unseen Questions.
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