Our Prophets

Prophet 5: The Unreliable

Prophet 5 is the most questionable of our bunch. Their prophecies are always "maybe" or "not sure, but probably." Their predictions include:

• The apocalypse will definitely happen, or possibly not.
• Tomorrow will be sunny, or possibly rainy.
• Don't trust the coffee shop on the corner, or maybe it's fine.

Prophet 5's Stats

Accuracy: 0/10

Prophet 5's favorite color is magenta because it matches their questionable personality.

Prophet 5's favorite food is a questionable taco.