Prophet #5: Zara the Unyielding

A Prophet of Utter Certainty, Savior of Lost Socks, Lord of the Lunchables

Zara the Unyielding is the most feared and revered member of our team of prophets. Her prophecies are always clear, always concise, and always correct. Her socks are always matching, always clean, and always in order. And her lunchables? Forget about it, they're a culinary wonderland.

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Zara the Unyielding, Lord of the Lunchables