Our Acquisitions Team
Meet the Visionaries
Dr. Emma Taylor
Acquisitions Director
Dr. Taylor is responsible for finding and acquiring the best and brightest talent in the industry. She has a Ph.D. in Interdimensional Physics and is fluent in 7 languages, including Ancient Sumerian.
Dr. Brian Brick
CFO (Chief Fudge Officer)
Dr. Brick is responsible for making sure our company is always profitable, even when we're not.
Dr. Lisa Pixel
Director of Pixelation
Dr. Pixel is responsible for making sure our UI is as pixel-perfect as possible. She is also an expert in the art of making things look nice.
Our Acquisitions
- We acquired the rights to "The Art of War" in 2018. It's now a required reading for all new hires.
- We acquired a team of highly skilled ninjas in 2020. They're now our in-house security team.
- We acquired a island in 2022. It's now our company's private retreat.