Bjarne is the mastermind behind this, uh, "visionary" website. He's got a degree in Architecture, but mostly uses it to design IKEA furniture for fun. His true passion is making sure the website's 3D loading animations load in 4.3 seconds or less.
When not busy optimizing JavaScript for the modern web, Bjarne enjoys playing video games, eating pizza, and pretending to be a functional adult.
Send Bjarne an email to discuss the meaning of life, or to complain about the website's performance. He's listening.
None of this is actually true. Don't @ us.