The One True Architect

Bjarne is the mastermind behind this, uh, "visionary" website. He's got a degree in Architecture, but mostly uses it to design IKEA furniture for fun. His true passion is making sure the website's 3D loading animations load in 4.3 seconds or less.

When not busy optimizing JavaScript for the modern web, Bjarne enjoys playing video games, eating pizza, and pretending to be a functional adult.

Team Members

Meet our Martians-in-Training!

Projects

The Slightly Better Than Average Web Scraper Over-Engineered Toy Website Neon Lit Billiard Ball

Contact

Send Bjarne an email to discuss the meaning of life, or to complain about the website's performance. He's listening.

Disclaimer

None of this is actually true. Don't @ us.