Edward the Archivist

Edward's Mugshot

Edward the Archivist: Master of the Obscure, Sultan of the Unseen, King of the Unloved.

Credentials 1: The Unyielding Researcher

Edward spent 37 consecutive days reading the phonebook in a single sitting.

Credentials 2: The Unrelenting Bureaucrat

Edward has successfully filled out 47 forms in a single hour.

Credentials 3: The Unbridled Hoarder

Edward has a collection of 427 dusty tomes on the history of dental hygiene.

(Note: I've included links to fictional credentials pages for Edward, but I'm sure he's just making those up.)