About /about/team/our-archivists/steve

Steve is our resident archivist and expert in the art of drying. His motto: "I can dry anything, even your tears." He's been known to dry a tear-stained letter in under 5 minutes, a record that's yet to be beaten.

Steve's skills are in high demand. He's been hired by the world's top museums to dry their most valuable artifacts. His clients include the Louvre, the Met, and the Smithsonian. He's even dried a few tears from a certain someone's favorite superhero's suit (we're not naming names).

Steve's Drying Services