Our team's resident expert on the art of preservation, Steve has spent years studying the ancient art of freezing things in time. His methods may be unorthodox, but his results are always... well, not exactly preserved, but certainly interesting. View Steve's Achievements
It's simple really: we just point a firehose at the thing we want to preserve, and then turn the temperature down to absolute zero. It's a delicate process, but someone has to do it. Learn more about our methodology
If you think you have what it takes to join the ranks of the preservationists, send us your application, along with a brief essay on why you'd be good at freezing things. Contact Us