The Legend of the Wind Turbine
As told by Steve, our esteemed archivist
Welcome to the most thrilling tale of our time! Meet Steve, a man of many hats, many skills, and a penchant for hiding. His favorite pastimes include:
- Playing the harmonica in the wind turbine
- Whispering to the wind in the wind turbine
- Getting away from the wind in the wind turbine
Steve's favorite spots? Ah, those are a trade secret. But we can reveal that he's been known to hide in:
- The old windmill
- The abandoned water tower
- The mysterious windsock