Our Unlikely Team of Experts

The Most Unconvenient Specialists in the Field

We'll make you an expert in anything, but you might not want to be.

John The Sommelier of Sombré Expert in all things bitter. Will gladly pour you a pint of Guinness, but not before making you read 17 pages of rules. Jane The Expert on Everything Else We're not sure what she does, but she's really good at making us look good. Johny The Expert in Expert-ness He's an expert in being an expert, but don't ask him to do any actual work. Edna The Sommelier of Somnium Expert in all things bitter and confusing. She'll make you an expert in something, but it'll probably just confuse you.

We have more experts, but they're all on sabbatical. Probably.

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