Our Cape
Meet John, our trusty cape. He's not just any cape, no sir. He's a cape of shame. John is our official Cape of Blame, the one we hang on our wall of shame.
He's been with us for 5 years, and in that time, he's been responsible for at least 17 major failures, 23 minor embarrassments, and countless "what were we thinking" moments.
Despite being a constant reminder of our mistakes, John is also a symbol of our resilience and determination. After all, as the great philosopher, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, once said, "You're not gonna get it done, but you can still have fun trying." - Read the Quote
So next time you see John, just remember, he's not just a cape, he's a member of our team, and we're all proud of him.