Meet John, Our CFO: Lord of the Budget
Our Chief Financial Officer, John, is the master of the budget. He's been with us since the beginning and has a keen eye for spotting where we can cut corners and save some extra cash. When he's not busy balancing the books, John can be found sipping coffee in the break room, contemplating the meaning of life.
Some of John's notable achievements include:
- Successfully cutting the office printer budget by 50% through the implementation of a "print-only-if-absolutely-necessary" policy
- Reducing the company's energy consumption by installing a team of highly-efficient, low-wattage hamsters to power the office
- Creating a comprehensive system for classifying and tracking "non-essential" expenses (i.e. anything that's not "necesary")
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