Welcome to the Intergalactic Corporation, where we've been boldly going where no one else dares since 2021!
Meet our fearless leader, Tom, who's been running the show since he figured out how to use Google Maps to find our headquarters. He's been doing great things, like convincing our accountant that the stapler budget is for 'research purposes'.
Learn about our Secretary, who keeps Tom from getting lost in the office. See our CFO's salary breakdown, which is somehow still a secret. Check out Tom's impressive list of 'achievements', including 'not getting fired' and 'using the copier for actual work'