Welcome to our team page, where the most majestic of creatures reside.
Lead Crate Engineer & Lord of the Crates
Balthazar is our team's resident master of the crate. He's been known to conjure entire libraries from thin air using nothing but a few well-placed hexes.
Learn more about BalthazarCrate Whisperer & Therapist
Grizelda is our team's go-to crate whisperer. She can coax even the most recalcitrant of crates into submission with her soothing voice and gentle touch.
Learn more about GrizeldaCrate Theorist & Historian
Professor Thistlewaite is our team's resident expert on all things crate. He's written entire tomes on the subject and has been known to get lost in his own research for weeks at a time.
Learn more about Professor ThistlewaiteCrate Novice & Assistant
Balthazar's protégé is our team's newest member and resident crate enthusiast. He's been known to get lost in his own reflection for hours.
Learn more about Bob