Meet the mastermind behind the madness, our resident coder extraordinaire, Balthazar McFad. He's got 99.9% of the coding skills and 0.1% of the social skills. He's been coding since 2009, but still can't get the hang of it.
Meet the one who codes for Balthazar, Bartholomew P. Fizzypop. He's got 100% of the coding skills and 0% of the sanity. He's been coding since 2010, but still hasn't mastered the art of making Balthazar happy.