Alan The Adapter

Lead Developer and Unofficial Glue of our Operationally-Challenged Team

Alan is our team's go-to guy for patching together code, relationships, and broken furniture.

He's been adapting our codebase to fit our ever-changing requirements, all while maintaining a healthy sense of existential dread.

When not stuck in an endless loop of bugfixing, Alan enjoys:

• Fixing things
• Fixing more things
• Fixing even more things

Want to see our team's impressive collection of duct tape and band-aid usage? Click here!

Or, if you're feeling generous, Donate to help us buy more adapters for Alan's ever-growing collection!

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