Our Developers: The Ones Who Kept the Lights On

We're a group of highly trained, slightly-abandoned developers who somehow manage to make it look like we're doing something useful here.

John Doe: Our resident expert in "How to Open a Jar with a Screwdriver" and "The Art of Procrastination".

We're always looking for new team members who are willing to work for food, shelter, and the promise of a 20% raise.

Or, you know, just send us a resume and a cover letter and we'll pretend to look at it.

We're not actually abandoning this site, we swear.

Or are we?

We're not actually abandoning this site, we swear.

Or are we?

We're not actually abandoning this site, we swear.

Or are we?

John Doe: Our resident expert in "How to Open a Jar with a Screwdriver" and "The Art of Procrastination".