Meet Alex, Our Lead Dev (and Overlord)

Alex is the mastermind behind this operation. When not busy micromanaging the team, Alex enjoys extreme metal music and complaining about how nobody appreciates the true value of a good ol' fashioned 90s desktop computer.

Other Members of the Team (That We Can't Afford to Fire)

There's Bob, the intern who's only here for the free food. Then there's Jane, our team's self-proclaimed "creative genius" who insists on designing everything in Comic Sans. And of course, there's Steve, who's only here because his mom said he had to get a "real job".