Brian's Genius at Work: A Day in the Life
Today, I, Brian, fixed the following:
- Replaced 17 instances of 'buggy' with 'not-buggy'
- Adjusted 5 coffee machine settings to produce 'perfectly adequate' coffee
- Discovered the secret to making the office microwave 'actually work' (spoiler alert: it involves further investigation)
And, of course, I also fixed the 'mysterious issue with the stapler' that had been plaguing us for weeks.